I have no idea what I’m talking about. I know as much about life as Christopher Columbus knew about which continent he docked on. Yet, as a millennial, I am a narcissistic infant who feels I am important enough to share my opinion with the world. There are people who have been through incredible things, […]Read more "Unsolicited Life Advice from a Naive, Unqualified 22 Year Old"
A couple weeks ago, I had a medical situation. I had a cyst on my ovary that collided with a blood vessel, exploded, and bled all inside me. Doctor’s response, “Yea that happens to women sometimes. It should all reabsorb in a few weeks. You can go home” Let’s just play that back for a second. […]Read more "Women are Awesome"
I don’t drink coffee. I’m 100% certain that’s why I’ll never make friends in the adult world. Up until now, the friend-making formula has been pretty simple. For the first 18 years, all you needed was one common interest, a shared extracurricular activity, or you moms to be friends, and you were locked into friendship […]Read more "Making Friends is Boring"
In the past few weeks, I’ve chopped off my hair, gotten my nose pierced, and started wearing choker necklaces in the search for some excitement. Yet, despite all this, I still feel tired, bored, and hungry. Usually for chocolate. Okay, always for chocolate. If I was a bear, right now I would be curled up […]Read more "The Winter Hangover"
I’m not “really good” at any one thing. I’m “kind of good” at a lot of things. Every time I watch the Olympics, see a professional ballet, or even catch a college basketball game I think to myself; I wonder what it’s like to be that good at something. I wonder how to feels to dedicate […]Read more "The Multi-Interested: Fearless Mediocrity"
Someday you and your partner might find yourselves staring at each other, terrified, in the middle of Petsmart with a two-month-old puppy on a leash that you just picked up from the Human Society. You don’t have a single thing for him at home, you aren’t even sure what you need, and he’s peeing on […]Read more "Puppy Parenting"
I’ve reached my next scheduled existential crisis (The last being when I was 18 and the next when I turn 30). In the last six months, I’ve graduated college, started a full-time job, gotten married, and moved into my first “big girl” apartment. Adulthood is here, and there isn’t a damn thing I can do […]Read more "Going Gray and Growing up"