Things I’ve Gotten Better at With Age, but Still Mostly Suck At

I'm a fledgling adult. I'm only about 30% complete with my human-ing. This life stage means that I've been able to master a few important life skills, but for the most part, I'm still a clueless idiot. Since I started my adult-ing five years ago, there have been a lot of things I've been improving to make myself … Continue reading Things I’ve Gotten Better at With Age, but Still Mostly Suck At

The Importance of Traveling as an Entitled American

Quick survey; Were you born and raised in America? Do you think America is the greatest country in the world? If you immediately answered yes to both of these questions, Then first, simmer down. Second, this is for you. America is great. We can all rally behind our freedom, deep fried food, and American flag t-shirts … Continue reading The Importance of Traveling as an Entitled American

Making Friends is Boring

I don’t drink coffee. I’m 100% certain that’s why I’ll never make friends in the adult world. Up until now, the friend-making formula has been pretty simple. For the first 18 years, all you needed was one common interest, a shared extracurricular activity, or you moms to be friends, and you were locked into friendship … Continue reading Making Friends is Boring

Going Gray and Growing up

I've reached my next scheduled existential crisis (The last being when I was 18 and the next when I turn 30). In the last six months, I’ve graduated college, started a full-time job, gotten married, and moved into my first “big girl” apartment. Adulthood is here, and there isn’t a damn thing I can do … Continue reading Going Gray and Growing up